Tractor Jokes

Here are some clean tractor jokes and puns. We also have car jokes. Once you are done with these ones, check out our other jokes. We have thousands of jokes and puns all sorted by categories.


Tractor Joke About Farmers

2017-10-15T11:33:51+00:00

A farmer’s son accidentally overturned his dad’s tractor one day. The farmer who lived next to them so what had happened and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Joe, don’t worry about it. Come over and have dinner with us. I’ll help you get the tractor up right after.” “That’s really kind of you,” Joe replied, “but I don’t think dad would like me to.” “Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted. “Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but my dad won’t like it.” After a big dinner, Joe thanked the neighbor for the nice meal and said, “I feel much better now, but I know my dad is going to be really upset.” “Don’t be silly!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?” Joe said, “Under the tractor.”

Tractor Joke About Politicians

2017-10-15T11:37:34+00:00

At election time a bus full of politicians has an accident and crashes into a cornfield. When the ambulance and police arrived they noticed that the bus was empty and there’s were no signs of the passengers. A farmer with his tractor was also there so they asked him what happened to all the politicians. The farmer said he buried them. The police officer asked, “They were all dead then?” The farmer said, “Well, some of them said they were alive but you can’t believe anything a politician says can you?”