Train Jokes and Puns

Funny Train Jokes and Puns for kids and adults. These clean jokes are great for everyone to laugh at. But we also have other funny jokes categories.

Train Speed Joke


At a station stop, the railroad’s president walked up to the locomotive and spoke to the engineer. “You were going 65 mph and the speed limit is only 60 mph, I saw it myself on the speedometer in the business car!” After a heated exchange, the engineer finally said “You couldn’t possibly have been going 65, my speedometer said 60 mph and we never saw you go by us!”