Ghost Train Joke

Ghost Train Joke

Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!

Train Speed Joke

Train Speed Joke

At a station stop, the railroad’s president walked up to the locomotive and spoke to the engineer. “You were going 65 mph and the speed limit is only 60 mph, I saw it myself on the speedometer in the business car!” After a heated exchange, the engineer finally said “You couldn’t possibly have been going 65, my speedometer said 60 mph and we never saw you go by us!” 

Train Tracks Joke

Train Tracks Joke

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: “These look like deer tracks.” And the other one said: “No they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. 

Conductor Joke

Conductor Joke

How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but to no avail. He first punches a hole in the new bulb. 

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