Umbrella Man Joke

Umbrella Man Joke

Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet?  He was hoping for some change in the weather.

Mushroom Umbrella Joke

Mushroom Umbrella Joke

Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Dude! Change the topic. 

Rain Umbrella Joke

Rain Umbrella Joke

What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! 

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