Drinking vampire joke

Drinking vampire joke

Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.

Young vampire joke

Young vampire joke

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Vampire in a bar joke

Vampire in a bar joke

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”
The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”
The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

Bat vampire joke

Bat vampire joke

What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
Turn on the dark. I’m afraid of the light!

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