Wine Jokes and Puns

Here are funny wine jokes and puns. Great to share with friends while drinking whine on being out on a vineyard. We also have other alcohol jokes so make sure to take a look at our other funny jokes categories too.

Wife and Wine Joke


I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” I said, “Is that you or the wine talking?” She said, “It’s me talking to the wine.