Funny Marriage Joke - 52

Funny Marriage Joke – 52

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
‘Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, ‘the wife explained.’ He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I’m listening.’

Funny Popular Joke - 45

Funny Popular Joke – 45

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

Funny Family Jokes-31

Funny Family Joke – 31

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”

Funny Birthday Joke - 3

Funny Birthday Joke – 3

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she said. Just give me something with diamonds. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Funny Popular Joke - 103

Funny Popular Joke – 103

A man asks a woman, “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” The woman responds, “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Funny Family Jokes-45

Funny Family Joke – 43

Genuine advert in New York Newspaper:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.

Funny Popular Joke - 10

Funny Popular Joke – 10

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

Funny Police Joke - 13

Funny Police Joke – 13

Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!

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