Women Jokes and Puns

Here are funny women jokes and puns. We also have sexist jokes as well as jokes about men so make sure to check out our other funny jokes categories.


Funny Popular Joke – 45


A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”