Women Jokes and Puns

Here are funny women jokes and puns. We also have sexist jokes as well as jokes about men so make sure to check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Popular Joke – 45

2016-06-21T16:33:12+00:00

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

Funny Popular Joke – 10

2016-06-21T15:47:43+00:00

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

Funny Marriage Joke – 52

2016-06-19T18:07:58+00:00

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
‘Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, ‘the wife explained.’ He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I’m listening.’