Women Jokes and Puns

Here are funny women jokes and puns. We also have sexist jokes as well as jokes about men so make sure to check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Latest Funny Joke-17

2016-06-19T16:33:00+00:00

Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.

Funny Family Joke – 31

2016-06-18T14:41:24+00:00

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”

Funny Family Joke – 36

2016-06-18T14:45:17+00:00

A man finds a genie lamp.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says “I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double.”
The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man’s wife 2 new cars.
The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man’s wife 2 new houses.
The man then says, “For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death.”

Funny Family Joke – 45

2016-06-18T14:56:43+00:00

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, “Mama, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Funny Alcohol Joke – 8

2016-06-16T18:42:43+00:00

A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”