Latest Funny Joke-17

Latest Funny Joke-17

Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.

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Funny Food Joke – 39

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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Funny Family Joke – 36

A man finds a genie lamp.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says “I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double.”
The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man’s wife 2 new cars.
The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man’s wife 2 new houses.
The man then says, “For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death.”

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 8

Funny Alcohol Joke – 8

A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”

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Funny Family Joke – 14

A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?” The dad answers, “I got you guys an iPad and iPod.” “Wow, thanks,” the son replies, “What will you give mom?” The dad says, “Your mom is getting an iRon.”

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Funny Family Joke – 26

The bride, upon her engagement, goes to her mother and says, “I’ve found a man just like Father!” Her mother replies, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

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Funny Family Joke – 45

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, “Mama, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Funny Computer Joke - 22

Funny Computer Joke – 17

Why computers are like women:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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