Yoga Jokes and Puns

Here are funny yoga jokes and puns. We hope they bring you lots of laughs. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Hindu yoga joke


Two Hindus meet on the street. One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?” The other ones replies: “I’m fine, thanks.” “And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?” “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.” “Meditating? What’s that?” “I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and do nothing!”

Yoga Joke – 4


A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.”