Zoo Keeper Joke

Zoo Keeper Joke

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!

Scotsman going to the zoo joke

Scotsman going to the zoo joke

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages “An whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper. “That’s a moose from Canada”, came the reply. “A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !”

Zoo Veterinarian Joke

Zoo Veterinarian Joke

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth,” the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully,” replied the vet.

Funny Zookeeper joke

Funny Zookeeper joke

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”? “Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”

Really long zoo joke

Really long zoo joke

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?” The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

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