Learning Chinese Joke

Learning Chinese Joke

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Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding (who you hiding)
See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao (come here now)
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony)
Your price is too high – No Bai Dam Thing (no buy damn thing)
Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan)
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni (i bang my knee)
I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat)
It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim? (why so dim)
Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting? (how long waiting)
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching (lynching)
I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching? (why you munching)
This is a tow away zone. – No Pah King (no parking)
You are not very bright – Yu So Dum (you’re so dumb)
I got this for free – Ai No Pei (i no pay)
I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi? (why hang me)
Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao? (why go now)
Our meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao (why you come now)
They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum ( here they come)
Stay out of sight – Lei Lo (lay low)
He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka (washing car)
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

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