A lawyer opened the car door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my BMW.”, he whiningly said. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your BMW that you didn’t even notice that your right arm was ripped off!!!” “Oh my god.” replied the lawyer, “Where’s my gold Rolex watch?