Nigerian Christian Joke

Akpos was taking a walk in the wild places. Suddenly, a bush moved, and he saw a lion running toward him. Being a Christian, he decided to pray and ask God to save him. After a short but passionate prayer, he opened his eyes only to notice a lion kneeling down and praying with its eyes closed. Puzzled Akpos asked the lion: – So, are you also a Christian, right? The lion opened its eyes and shushed at Akpos: – Don’t you know one has to say a prayer before having lunch?!