Nigerian Police Joke

“There was a robbery at Akpos’ neighbour’s house and he called 199. Next thing he heard was: Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center, for English press 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3, for Hausa press 4, Akpos pressed 1, and another voice came u.. For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for Boko Haram please hang up…. He pressed 2, and another voice came up…. If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bombs press 5, all of the above press 6… Akpos checked and saw that the armed robbers were with all of them, so he pressed 6… then a voice came up saying…. “Hmmmm…! My friend, if your brother is a policeman, will you let him go?”