Nigerian Wife Joke

Nigerian Wife Joke

A pissed off wife calls her husband. Wife: Where on earth are you? Husband: Don’t be so angry, dear. Remember an old antique store downtown you took me to last week? Wife (melting): Yes, love. Husband: The one where you pointed at a beautiful and quite expensive tiara and told me you really wanted it. Wife: Of course, I do (eyes full of hope). Husband: Well, then don’t worry. Because I am in the car repair shop right next to it.

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