Nurse Joke – 9

Doctor: “You look exhausted.” Blonde: “I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.”
A tourist is in a hospital with 60 degree burns. The doctor says, “Give him two Viagra‚Äôs.” The nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” The doctor replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”