Ten Girlfriend's Quote

Ten Girlfriend’s Quote

“Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can’t afford losing one.” – Daley Thompson


Out Late with Girlfriend's Quote

Out Late with Girlfriend’s Quote

“I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.” – Jennifer Lopez

Few Mistakes Quote

Few Mistakes Quote

“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.'” – Steven Wright

Mad Girlfriend Quote

Mad Girlfriend Quote

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” – Mitch Hedberg

Impress Girlfriend Quote

Impress Girlfriend Quote

“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” – Orson Welles

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