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We hope that it will not be too much reading for you and that this made more sense to you than it did to us. Our lawyer uses big terms and insisted that this goes on our website.


JuicyQuotes Terms and Conditions

JuicyQuotes terms and conditions govern your usage of our website; by using our webpage, you herby accept our terms and conditions in complete detail.   If you do not agree with our terms and conditions or any other part of these terms and conditions, you must not use this website.

You must be at least 18 years of age to use our webpage.  Also by using this webpage and by agreeing to our terms and conditions you warrant and represent that you are at least 18 years of age.

JuicQuotes uses cookies. (Not the ones you eat) By using JuicyQuotes and agreeing to these terms and conditions, you consent to our use of cookies in accordance with the terms of JuicyQuotes [privacy policy / cookies policy].]

License to use website

Unless otherwise stated, JuicyQuotes and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights in the website and material on the website.  Subject to the license below, all these intellectual property rights are reserved.

You may not:

  • Use our picture quotes & jokes and other creatations by us that we own full right to without giving full credit back to JuicyQuotes website with full url showing where you got it from.
  • Download our MP3, MP4 or any other audio/visual. You can share them as much as you want.
  • Do anything that is not in accordance to the law.
  • Violate any copyright relating laws.

You must not use our webpage in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the webpage; or in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity.

You must not use JuicyQuotes to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of (or is linked to) any spyware, computer virus, or other malicious computer programs and software.

You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities (including without limitation scraping, data mining, data extraction and data harvesting) on or in relation to this webpage.

JuicyQuotes users

In these terms and conditions, “your user content” means material (including without limitation text, images, audio material, video material and audio-visual material) that you submit to this website, for whatever purpose.

You herby grant JuicyQuotes an international, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, publish, and distribute your user content in any existing or future media.  You also grant JuicyQuotes the right to sub-license these rights, and the right to bring an action for infringement of these rights.

Your user content must not be illegal or unlawful, must not infringe any third party’s legal rights, and must not be capable of giving rise to legal action whether against you or JuicyQuotes or a third party in each case under any applicable law. If some illegal act does come up, you will be held responsible and accountable.

You must not submit any user content to the website that is or has ever been the subject of any threatened or actual legal proceedings or other similar complaints.

We at JuicyQuotes reserves the right to edit or remove anything submitted to this website, or published upon this website.

Notwithstanding JuicQuotes rights under these terms and conditions in relation to user content, JuicyQuotes does not undertake to monitor the submission of such content to, or the publication of such content on, this website.

We have no warranties

This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied.  JuicyQuotes makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website.

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, JuicyQuotes does not warrant that:

  • this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or
  • the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.
  • We do try to do our best. Users can help us get everything 100%

Limitations of liability

JuicyQuotes will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contact, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this webpage:

  • [to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct loss;]
  • for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
  • for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.

These limitations of liability apply even if JuicyQuotes has been expressly advised of the potential loss.

Certain Exceptions

Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit JuicyQuotes liability in respect of any:

  • fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of JuicyQuotes; or
  • matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for JuicyQuotes to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.

Website Reasonableness

By using this webpage, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in this website disclaimer are reasonable.

If you do not think they are reasonable, don’t use this webpage.

Other parties

You hereby accept that, as a limited liability entity, JuicyQuotes has an interest in limiting the personal liability of its officers and employees.  You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against JuicyQuotes officers or employees in respect of any loss you suffer in connection with the webpage.

Without any prejudice to the foregoing paragraph, you do agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out for this webpage disclaimer will protect JuicyQuotes as well as its officers and employees.

Our Unenforceable provisions

If any provision of this webpage disclaimer is, or is found to be at any point, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this website terms and conditions.

Indemnity

You hereby indemnify JuicyQuotes and undertake to keep JuicyQuotes indemnified against any losses, damages, costs, liabilities and expenses (including without limitation legal expenses and any amounts paid by JuicyQuotes to a third party in settlement of a claim or dispute on the advice of JuicyQuotes legal advisers) incurred or suffered by JuicyQuotes arising out of any breach by you of any provision of these terms and conditions, or arising out of any claim that you have breached any provision of these terms and conditions.

Breaking or not following these terms and conditions

Without prejudice to JuicyQuotes other rights under these terms and conditions, if you breach these terms and conditions in any way, JuicyQuotes may take action as deems appropriate to deal with the breach, including suspending your access to the website, prohibiting you from accessing the website, blocking computers using your IP address from accessing the website, contacting your internet service provider to request that they block your access to the website and/or bringing court proceedings against you.

Variation

JuicyQuotes may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time.  Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of this website from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on this website.  Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version.

Our Assignment

JuicyQuotes may transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with JuicyQuotes rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions without notifying you or obtaining your consent.

Severability

If a provision of these terms and conditions is determined by any court or other competent authority to be unlawful and/or unenforceable, the other provisions will continue in effect.  If any unlawful and/or unenforceable provision would be lawful or enforceable if part of it were deleted, that part will be deemed to be deleted, and the rest of the provision will continue in effect.

Full agreement

These terms and conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and JuicyQuotes in relation to your use of this website, and supersede all previous agreements in respect of your use of this website. This also includes our privacy policy and other legal documents found on the webpage.

Law and jurisdiction

These terms and conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the land, and any disputes relating to these terms and conditions will be subject to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the country.